Let us know when you get your prize in the mail for being so, so righteous on a post about four dead children.

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Fuck, Julia looks virtually the same...

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

Never forget..

Yeah, this is wrong. It’s 4, 1, 3, 2.

1 is my only would on that list. the rest i can’t tell apart from mannikins. although if you got super turned on by that first ep of the new dr. who, that’s fine. that’s your business.

And yet he’s probably still like “Once you’re done mixing paint in my butthole, I’ve got word of another settlement that needs your help.”

There is no way she got out of a relationship with John Mayer without him sticking it in her pooper at least once. No way.

Remember: Don’t buy tropical fish for pets just because you saw pretty colours on a screen.

I half expected Gandalf to be leading the army down into the Boltons wreathed in a halo of golden light.

Funny, because nothing confirms my happiness of being in a stable, healthy, long term relationship like Dr Nerdlove’s columns.

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

The Witcher: It Follows

I am not prepared for either.

I actually really like this era of Jetta! Much like the W202 Mercedes, I feel like this design still looks “modern” even though it most definitely is not. Though the Mark III was a staple of my high school parking lot... barely even see those any more. All rusted away?