We are so overdue for a plague

Shit, this breaks my heart.

For the second time this evening:

agreed that this episode served mainly as set up for the rest of the season which was a bummer because the past few episodes have been so strong

Exactly.

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

I have to wonder what was going on in his head. Did he know he was caught when he saw the women watching him? Did he think he had gotten away with it until she refused to drink, several times, even at his prompting? Did he know when the “computer was down”?

I love when women watch out for other women

The gardenia candles, organic pb&j, and Secret clinched it. Luda is wooing my mother.

Is this what the kids call “on fleek?”

But even the Vermont Country Store sells “intimate massagers” these days!

Oh I’m sure the Queen Mother had the first diesel-powered vibrator. Long live the Queen!

Ugh...

Considering Ursula was heavily inspired by Divine, I would say that whoever plays the sea witch in the live action version should be a drag queen.

Queen Latifah for Ursula

“Luche Lazarus

I took JujyJr to “Angry Birds” this weekend (ugh, don’t) and he said as the clip was starting “ooh, I love this part; I wish there was a roller coaster like this!”

Man accepts friend offer from a “hot girl” he doesn’t know. Gets what he deserves for being stupid.