I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Fuck, Julia looks virtually the same...

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

Never forget..

Yeah, this is wrong. It’s 4, 1, 3, 2.

1 is my only would on that list. the rest i can’t tell apart from mannikins. although if you got super turned on by that first ep of the new dr. who, that’s fine. that’s your business.

And yet he’s probably still like “Once you’re done mixing paint in my butthole, I’ve got word of another settlement that needs your help.”

There is no way she got out of a relationship with John Mayer without him sticking it in her pooper at least once. No way.

Remember: Don’t buy tropical fish for pets just because you saw pretty colours on a screen.

Funny, because nothing confirms my happiness of being in a stable, healthy, long term relationship like Dr Nerdlove’s columns.

yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

The Witcher: It Follows

I am not prepared for either.

Finally someone has done the right thing.

Meanwhile, the only thing that kept me from eating a whole tub of Ben and Jerry's last night was being too lazy to drive five minutes down the road to the grocery store.

Hey, you know what else is bad for small businesses? Gigantic chain like Home Depot that move into mid-sized towns and drive those small hardware shops out of business.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

I actually really like this era of Jetta! Much like the W202 Mercedes, I feel like this design still looks “modern” even though it most definitely is not. Though the Mark III was a staple of my high school parking lot... barely even see those any more. All rusted away?