I took JujyJr to “Angry Birds” this weekend (ugh, don’t) and he said as the clip was starting “ooh, I love this part; I wish there was a roller coaster like this!”

Man accepts friend offer from a “hot girl” he doesn’t know. Gets what he deserves for being stupid.

You’re right, my baby is probably going to die because I eat a bowl of cereal.

If someone likes you as a friend and wants to continue being friends with you even though they think you might be nursing a bit of a crush, that’s not htem “leading you on.” That’s them being a friend. And if you only want to be friends with someone because you’re waiting around like a vulture hopping they’ll…

Nope. “The Friend Zone” is a horrible term that should be purged from the English language. Not only does it often lead to the “you owe me” issue that ariesdragon123 mentioned, but there’s also the fact that it 1) misdiagnoses the issue [It’s not that she doesn’t see you as a possible romantic partner because you’re…

The way that people use the friend zone makes it sound like the person who is just a friend is doing something wrong/harmful/etc to the person who has the crush. And that’s just bullshit. The “friend,” is no way responsible for your feelings, and you don’t deserve shit just because you were nice to them. You’re…

I think these are the ones you’re referring to.

I’m partial to this one.

So she really is just a young, extremely beautiful, super talented, and seemingly chill person? DAMN YOU PERFECT PEOPLE.

I don’t care if the only thing my family has to bury is a tooth and a toenail. Take it all. I’m recyclable!

i seriously hope someone walks around with my face after im done with it.

THIS. Once I’m dead, doctors are free to use every last bit of me if it will help other people. I’m dead; I won’t give a shit.

people who are squeamish about organ donation are dumbzor

Someone needs to get Jon Stewart and his wife on it. Take Bullet to an animal sanctuary and let her live in peace - and out of anyone's home.

And it will be very...

CRIED CRIED CRIED when Jon and Sansa ran to each other. It was so satisfying and bittersweet.

These truck cars are the best! Using my ‘80 caddy (them: “you have a cadillac?” me:“no, a VW caddy” them:“...” me:“like a old rabbit, with pickup bed!!” them:“...” me:“ok, bye.”) to bring my 12tap keggerator home!

Looks more like a Shiba inu.

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?