Native American here. These names are ok.

Married dude here: If my wife said, “hey I’m leaving you for Captain America,” I'd completely understand. It would suck, but I couldn't blame her.

seriously, as a teen I would be all “I DON’T CARE IF I GROW A TAIL!!!! GET IT OUT!!!”

I’ve noticed so many of these “Pregnancy Crisis Centers” popping up around me (SE Michigan). Now that I’m pregz i realllllly wanna go visit one and troll them when they try to spout “facts” at me.

I call those people “serial monogamists.”

my father invented toaster strudel.

Not true. My dad invented cargo pants.

It’s like the whole torso region is shrunk

Is it just me or is her lower half like... weirdly photoshopped. Or is it just her pose? Something just seems off about it.

Okay, but which Pocket Monsters are the cutest?

You get a star just for giving us “Flayers gonna flay flay flay flay flay”.

First of all...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Shaggydog whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

Muk and Grimer are hated, but ugliest? Uglier than fucking Probopass?

AW Come On!

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

She seems to be a really great mother to her son with Tyga so I’m not that concerned.

The idea that we could control the process beyond the most basic level seems adorably quaint and naive in retrospect.

Here’s a little secret not all parents share because it feels wrong: You might not feel anything for your new baby when you meet him or her at first.