Yeah he did, he learned not to get caught next time. I’m sure that’s the lesson he’s learned.

Wait until it gets cross-posted to Kotaku or something.

I learned my lesson.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

I would only change one of your tracks -

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

American Eagle Outfitters had better not be next. They’re the only place I can find jeans that fit well, look nice, are durable, and aren’t $100+.

Mk 2, 16valve. I had the first year of the 16v, 1987. One of the best small cars I’ve driven / owned until I replaced it with a 1992 Vr6 Corrado.

I think I read that there were no living Tamagotchis left.

Yes, a lawsuit seems like a reasonable reaction instead of, you know, asking the barista to go light on the ice.

i am so excited for the battle for the north i can barely contain myself

I scared my dog when I hollered at the TV when Wun Wun broke the fucking door down.

The Onion King, One True King of Westeros.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

FIRST REPORTED INCIDENT OF A MAN TELLING A WOMAN *NOT* TO SMILE?!?

You would think some vegans who supposedly cherish other’s lives wouldn’t make death threats.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

“I have been physically abused, and I believe all of this is emotional abuse. Ariel should ask herself, ‘has Ariel ever raised a hand to her mother? Has Ariel ever done anything she’s ashamed of to her mother?’”