As a person who used to work for Monster Cable... I would like to say.... you are exactly fucking correct. Cables are scam city.

therefore +1?

More like WINNINGPEG! AMIRITE?!

As long as you’re not in Welland I won’t hate you. Although this coming from someone who lives in Brantford.... so... glass houses, stones, etc.

I was born in Hamilton. My condolences.

She felt British. Yet... with corn rows.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!! HAHA!!!!! BECAUSE OF THE TITLE!!! AND YOU MADE IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! I meant 5-8! Lithgow in 4 was the best season.

God dammit why didn’t you write this article before I WASTED MY LIFE on seasons 4-8 of Dexter.

13 and rainy next Tuesday. There is a god.

Is this like... a thing now? Are we going to just start writing whole emails in the subject line? Fucking kill me.

I GOT THIS ONE!

...dear liza dear liza?

43. The answer is definitely 43.

To get out of the greys. HAH.

BortlesFacts twitter is amazing.

Sage North Cut sounds a little too exotic for me... I’ll stick with my Sirloin Cut... thanks.

But he’s sorry, eh.