And if you’re from Canada or the UK... you can dial “1-800 Go Fuck Yourself” is basically what Equifax is saying about this.

Was hoping this was a typo and he took a shit on live tv.

side note... how many eons does it take to get out of the greys? I’ve been here long enough to know WHY there are greys...that’s gotta count for something. I promise no rape gifs on jezebel.

When asked which reasons, Goodell replied: “All of them.”

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Until I read this comment I assumed it was called “All Takes Matter”.

Hands up if you finally broke down and googled “What the hell is mesothelioma”...

This is my bad. That post a few months ago about the rules of cricket did not have a TLDR...

Wife is a teacher in Ontario. Can confirm.

Page froze when I scrolled down and skipped to the bottom half of the picture... was SURE this was going to be a story about Chris Christie.

I, for one, am pretty pissed that a show about dragons killing a dead army falls short when it comes to realistic timelines.

Uhh... I’m not sure you know what FTFY means. Without your strike through:

meaning the Marlins can trade him to any team before the August 31 deadline.

Apparently that much TV is ‘bad’ for ‘developing brains’ and might result in ‘long-term side effects’... How did you deal with this with your kids?

List incorrect. Did not see “Get a job at Perkins”

The problem is #2 and #3.

This was a very unlucky white head. Like Lucky Whitehead.

I’m Patrick Wyman, and you may know me from my podcast (cleverly entitled The Fall of Rome)

Loria uses a flip phone. The person filming uses portrait mode.