I must say in my travels to mainland china... which are pretty frequent for work... I am amazed at the number of KFC’s they have... seems like way more than way the hell up here in Canada.

Jeter: Yeah, Jeets!

These guys don’t have the class to send eachother gift baskets though.

I cannot be the only one who read this as “Female ESCORT Pros hope to close the gender gap”.

Always have to be aware of those come from behind dongs. They can be dangerous if you’re not ready.

You’re here for the taters, right?

We have racists for people who hate certain races... homophobic for people who are scared of gay people.....

Lugash approves this message.

This beef has nothing to do with dongers.

In Canada back in the day, McDonalds had 69 cent cheeseburgers on Sundays. There was a limit of 6 per person. 12 year old me and my friend would go to two locations for lunch.

95% of Cards fans don’t see the sarcasm of that tweet.

Well that’s generally shitty.

Serious non-trolling question from an early 30's white dude from Canada...

From: Bob Billa
To: Albert Burneko

Hockey fans are tiring. I write this as a lifelong hockey fan/Canadian. Why are we so god damned protective and pissy about everything.

If a tree falls in the woods, and someone is around to hear it, and that someone tells Curt, would he believe them?

GIFT BASKETS!

I tried to come up with some smart comment, or some kind of comparison between Schilling and Trump in which Trump may be a racist, idiotic, misogynistic (etc) asshole but (I think) he’s doing it knowingly and Schilling isn’t.... but quite simply.....

This is also my pregame ritual.

*Probably better know for getting a BJ’er from Hilary Duff with the hotel blinds open.