If a tree falls in the woods, and someone is around to hear it, and that someone tells Curt, would he believe them?

GIFT BASKETS!

Sorta sucks that my netflix library is shit... can’t get hulu...

I tried to come up with some smart comment, or some kind of comparison between Schilling and Trump in which Trump may be a racist, idiotic, misogynistic (etc) asshole but (I think) he’s doing it knowingly and Schilling isn’t.... but quite simply.....

This is also my pregame ritual.

*Probably better know for getting a BJ’er from Hilary Duff with the hotel blinds open.

How very bossy of you. I like it.

What happened to the feature with Drew and Albert going to a restaurant and trying to re-create their food? It was a solid waste of 10 minutes of my day once a week. Stop leaving me to my own devices to pretend I’m working while at work.

Honestly. What the hell is going on down there. This is some kind of joke, right?

Good Kinja, Brian Mccann.

All I think about is training and competing as well.

Problem being the game he is playing is not pro football.

I always thought Hernandez was a loser.. but this cements it. Big Brother? Come on... that show was awful.

So being from the extreme North... CANADA... I’ve always wondered how autopilot would work in the situation where there’s ice and snow on the road. As far as braking... sliding etc. But also if the lane markers are obscured. And what tends to happen up here is when it’s bad... a two lane road will merge into a single…

The price is wrong, bitch.

I prefer to think of your comment as sexual code.

Tennis? Pfft.... stick to sports.

You know those guitars that are..like... double guitars?

Rube Waddell.