I prefer Mud II. You can’t beat lines like “How are we going to get rid of all this mud?”

To paraphrase Logan Roy, AV Club is not a serious website.

Ehhhh Scareface may have grown in popularity, from so-bad-it’s-good cult status to worst-guy-on-your-floor dorm-room-poster status, and there’s been some critical reevaluation, but you’re fuckin insane if you think it is an objectively better film than Moonlight, The Florida Project, or The Birdcage. That’s like…

Actually, I think Roman should be higher. Of the four, Connor not withstanding, he actually seemed to be at place of... maybe not peace, but at least acceptance of reality for the first time.

- Kendall has a history of sidelining Shiv.

My guess, if this is a narratively reliable leap into the future, is that Barry had enough money hidden away to change his identity and buy some patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere. Or it’s possibly some property he already owned under an assumed name set up by Fuches early in his career.

And if his gold parachute is stitched together by stock options, then he is really concerned about affording that Greek island with his brother-in-law (which is probably some type of scam).

Cousineau mentioning he accepted a big bag of money from Barry will probably bite him in the ass later.

Did someone forget to write an entry for The Wind That Shakes The Barley and just copied and pasted the first paragraph from Wikipedia? What the hell am I paying for!?

#9 would be the closest to what we’re ALL thinking.

Did they de-age Gary Busey? 

Slow day at the Content Factory?

Right. Other than a tux or getting bespoke slacks, I don’t know where you would even find pants with a crotch long enough to be pulled up above the pelvis. We don’t even cut pants the way they did sixty years ago.

Japanese ride designers: Folks, we need to imagine the absolute fattest American.

That’s certainly horrific, but so is the storming of the beaches of Normandy. Would that make Saving Private Ryan horror as well?

Okay, totally spaced on Sleepy Hollow; that’s certainly the closest. But, still someone I associated much more with family and comedy films, just with what, for a time, was considered an unorthodox aesthetic. 

This really was just warmed over teen/YA serial boiler-plate by a couple middle-aged guys who only know Wednesday as a graphic on Hot Topic tees.

Yeah, so would 99% of Americans living in a constant state of precarity. Celebs; they’re just like us!

All about the side-effects of injecting equine growth hormones.

Anything by 45 Grave. The obvious choice, of course, is “Party Time” from the Return of the Living Dead soundtrack, but for a more fun and light vibe I would go with “Riboflavin.”