Wait, you think that line is funny?

Ooo!! I love the SVX!

Because how the heck do you explain to someone that this is a Subaru?

This might be first real life situation that's impossible to porn parody.

Nah, they just used the stock image they got from Subaru Australia.

Nope. That's aftermath. Math comes next, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

Be polite to the booth professionals, use the hover hand!

I memory serves, this nifty concept appeared on the turntable in '89:

Subaru's Alcyone series, the RX, the GL hatch and the 360. I saw one of them at Walker's Renton Subaru, asked if they were selling it (the 360) in the future. Walked out with a sad face.

Gran Turismo is responsible for the vast majority of my "holy shit what the hell kind of car is this?" moments.

Another verse, same as the first.

meh......

that little suebarew!

This is how we pronounce it in Norway. To me, the way you folks say it just sounds weird.

so....you want a WRX STi?

The sporty Kei-cars, Autozam AZ-1, Honda Beat and such.

Subaru SVX.

Counterpoint:

I'm throwing Monopoly money at the screen but it's not working!

As the proud owner of three Pleiades adorned cars, I'm rather happy with this.