He built roads, hospitals, libraries. To us, he was Doctor Doom the Consensus Builder.

Up next, "Why Hollywood Won't Cast O.J. Simpson Any More"

I wish they'd made a sequel, if only to see how they'd deal with the number in the title:

*cue hilariously dated computer animated transition to next scene*

Oh no, I've killed democracy. Looks like it's back to jail for me. *grunt, grunt grunt!*

Who do you like better, Alley in Wrath of Khan or Kim Cattrall in The Undiscovered Country?

I intentionally skipped that one. The series went downhill after Look Who's Oinking.

I thought it was going to be about that MMA fighter who was charged with sexual assault and attempted murder.

The Best Picture Oscar isn't here. It's in Bill's and…uh… Fred's house.

Triumph 2020!

And even when actual voice actors do get to play more prominent roles in animated movies, they never get top billing. They're being treated like actors in the early days of silent movies. It's absurd.

They don't even let professional voice actors headline big animated movies any more. They give those roles to indifferent A-listers. What an insult!

Richard Gere walks off the set.

I never knew the Swedish Chef was so anti-semitic.

I wanna see the Muppets headline the Super Bowl Half-Time Show. With "Weird Al" Yankovic.

"Go home, Steve the Brewer!"
— Brewmaster Carl

A human kid?

Apparently Ken Watanabe has been diagnosed with cancer. I really hope he pulls through. He was the best thing about the previous film and I hope they're able to expand his role this time.

I hate that I missed that one. Sometimes the best answer is the most obvious one.

Did you pay for it or is it a company dinosaur?