I always thought he was a great actor because he played creeps who were desperately pretending not be be creepy. Turns out he's never acted a role in his life!

*Cue Bonnie & Clyde banjo getaway music*

A wizard did it.

Isn't this supposedly how Marisa Tomei won?

Paul W.S. Anderson storms the stage to accept the Best Picture award for Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.

Apparently she wrote all Lurleen's songs

And voting Democrat. #Sad #FakeAwards

At least they didn't refer to it as a "race film."

I don't think anything can replace that

Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!

I thought the Oscar-nominated song "The Empty Chair" was about Clint Eastwood.

La-La-gate? Moongate? Beattyghazi? Faye Dunagate?

That Bill Paxton Pinball machine must be worth a FORTUNE now.
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I highly doubt Buddy Holly's band would want to go to there.

At this point, I don't think Frank Stallone would turn down any job.

Or a character in a Roald Dahl story.

Who was in that - Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney?

Or "Alt-ertainer."

I would watch the hell out of "Grey's Anatomy 2296" BTW.

No one bashes Shondaland and lives to tell about it.