Damn, these beats are so fresh! Snaaaaap!

I'm a computer!

2000! Oh God, I gotta warn NBC and Mark Burnett about Donald Trump!

*attempts to bounce ball, it hits Jet Jaguar's foot and rolls away*

Behold Jet Jaguar's oafish twin brother, Jet Leopard.

Zack Snyder's a commie!

Sounds like a Dolph Lundgren movie.

*Rolls a d20 for Saving Throw. It lands on 1.*

Huge Action?

Scott Christian with "Laugh and a Half"?

Gwine not?

I really miss Katie Rife's articles about Tales from the Cryptkeeper written as The Cryptkeeper, rife with horrible death-related puns.

Dingo! Baby! Fosters!

But Otto Man from "The Simpsons" is mentioned frequently.

Jeremy's Iron?

Or Hugh Jackman as himself, constantly insisting that he's not Wolverine, he's an actor.

Behind her back?

Upvoted for use of "Quatloos"

He's not dead. He's waiting.

You mean like Joseph Kennedy?