The Prequels were just an elaborate dream sequence.

POKEMON

HARRISON FORD

And Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

*Katzenberg's phone rings*
Katzenberg: Call me back, Ishmael.

Don't be a farquaad

A wizard did it. Or, in the case of Star Wars, a space wizard.

I worry about fist-bumping MechaGodzilla. That bastard refuses to play fair.

Dirty Old Wookiee Chewie's got his own stash now. Hidden under a log in the forests of Kashyyk

Which would explain why Wookiees are so eager to carry out life debts. It's not like their debtors are going to live very long anyway.

You either slam with the best or you jam with the rest.

R2 is the key to all of this.

Note: Son of Kong inherited the honorific because it's a hereditary title.

Not only are pretzels not bad, they're knot bread!

Jokes tend to be funny.

She could've teamed up with Macaulay Culkin's band and done pizza-based parodies of her greatest hits.

There's no way Lifetime will be able to get the rights to "Smelly Cat."

I normally enjoy a good run of puns on the AV Club, but this time I'm Lost, Boys.

I know I could easily beat this record. But I really don't want to.

Don't forget David Bowie. He was supposed to reprise his character from "Fire Walk with Me" in the new series.