"But this is just an empty box."
— Principal Skinner, "The Simpsons" S06E02, "Lisa's Rival"

Fantasy?

Frontier?

S.U.C.K.S.

Fido Dido?

Like the one where they go to the planet of horrifically retrograde African stereotypes.

I was thinking it was more like "Star Trek: Phase II. All the scripts were written. The parts had all been cast. The sets had been built. Trek's parent company was planning on using it as the flagship for a new network (Paramount Television Service in the '70s / CBS All Access in the 2010's).

The title of the next nuTrek movie: Star Trek 4Ever

Pew, die Pie!

*unseen audience enthusiastically applauds Richards' flamboyant entrance*

*Wayne Knight sweats profusely*

The guy who made the Kony 2012 video. I think Kony is still an active warlord.

Death by snu-snu.

Apparently Tarantino wrote the role for Adam Sandler, who turned it down.

Crazy hot.

Yeah, I wouldn't expect the guy who played a character in "Inglourious Basterds" who was nicknamed "The Bear Jew" to find much humor in antisemitism.

I always thought he'd be undone by a creepy fetish sex tape or by having a public breakdown like the Kony 2012 guy.

He's got scary murderer eyes. Like Eli Roth.

Maybe a metric bunch.

Fangoria was long in the tooth. In the digital age they bit off more than they could chew. Here ends my toothless commentary.