Isoscoles what you did there.

I believe you're right. Certainly not obtuse.

That's my Madonna gag!

Kong's mother is also named Martha! Martha Kong.

Dafoe has a great villainous laugh, like Rodan. He's totally a Rodan.

*clears throat*

The plot of Rogue One pretty much confirms that the Jedi Knight series (especially Dark Forces) is no longer canon.

Why didn't they just call the series "Ghost Cop"?

Bismarck your calendars!

Hydrogen III: Helium Rising

*Tom Arnold continues writing his script for True Lies 2*

Titanic 2: The Hindenburg

It does have Lance Henrikson though.

Terminator: Terminated
Terminator: Rebootyd
War for the Planet of the Terminators
Terminator: A Terminator Story
Terminator? I Just Met Her

You don't like it, close your web Bowser.

Thanks, Hanks. Thanks.

You're assuming Trump can read.

Shoplifting from American Apparel is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

Please don't drag Cheetos down to his level.

I just have one thing to say— Let's have less Homer Simpsons and more money for public schools.