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ENDUT! HOCH HECH!

— THE AV CLUB

The remake of the future where nothing can possiblie go wrong.

Saving the galaxy. One micro-transaction at a time.

I did not Hitler! I did *not*. Oh heil, Mark.

For me, it's the episode of the Adam West Batman series when the Penguin runs a sleazy campaign for Mayor against the upright Batman. Penguin polls way higher than Batman leading up to the election, but Batman wins by a landslide because the American people aren't fools. It was once my favorite episode. Now it hurts

I'm neutral. That is all.

I'd just buy another copy. Unless you had the limited edition clamshell VHS.

In Hollywood, yes. But I still haven't been able to get my Green Card to work in the States.

NEVER enough R5-D4.

I always thought the Droids cartoon took place before the events of the Original Trilogy.

If you have to ask, you're obviously not as important as you presumed.

That's how you win an election, with repeating voters.

So he's basically remaking Heaven's Gate

Postmen

He won't die until the Diabeetus is finished with him.

I watched that cartoon (along with the animated "Ewoks") long before I ever saw a Star Wars movie. My only memory of it was that I was constantly complaining that Darth Vader wasn't in it.

- Paul Lynde

Once again, denial is the best course of action.

I much prefer Ice Cube's AmeriKKKa