Doncha know.

What she should've said was "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!"

Is there at least a "Hearts of Darkness"-esque documentary about this?

To break the spell they just need to hire an actor who doesn't want the role.

Holy crap! I never thought of him as Chaney before but he's perfect! He might also be able to pull off Phil Hartman.

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

Jerry's 90 years old, his Vitalstatistix won't be looking very good.

Thelma and 2ise

Force 11 to Navarrone?

You mean Inauguration Day?

I'd much rather read a well-researched article about that failed TV adaptation than watch another shallow, poorly thought out "retro" video.

*This is what people born after the '80s think '80s TV actually looked like*

Terrible Job, Internet! I'm hereby joining in the collective complaining of the commentariat by pointing out that there already was a 1980 Westworld TV series called "Beyond Westworld".

Get out of my head! That was a recurring childhood nightmare.

Thank you so much for mentioning Riki-Oh. It's so gloriously over the top in its goriness. A friend in college showed me the aforementioned intestinal strangulation scene without giving me any context about what I'd be watching. It was so shocking I threw up in my mouth.

I nearly fell out of my chair LOL'ing at that comment. Well played, sir.

One of my earliest childhood memories is being absolutely terrified of Robert Stack on this show. Thanks for digging up repressed memories, AV Club.

More like Comemedy.

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could adapt "Dark Matter", you didn't stop to think if you should.

Especially considering he had to endure Dustin Diamond for all those seasons of The New Class.