No hope with dope.

I'm actually kinda partial to "Mr. Destiny." Despite it being a fairly blatant "It's a Wonderful Life" rip-off.

Gotta say I'm kinda attracted to that Marilyn Monroe-na Lisa

*sings mournfully* G.I. Joooooooe!

Not until Marco Polo makes up for its $200 mil loss.

Despite his name being the title, he really was the least essential character in the series.

How about a palate cleanser from what Zack Snyder has done to the DC Cinematic Universe?

If I wanted fake shininess I'd watch a Zack Snyder film. I don't want fake shininess.

I can play my own games. I don't need someone to play them for me.
*searches for old video game systems, realizes he gave them away decades ago*

*Scattered, unenthusiastic applause from bewildered audience*

Much like your user name, I borrowed it from "The Simpsons."

Extremely on the nose. But it really gets the point across.

Annoying Orange rolls his way out of the digital compost heap.

Here's some alternate terms I've just thought of:
Fartist.
VidMaker.
VidPoster.
Time Burglar.

At least there's some honesty and self-awareness to the term "shit-shoveler."

Hopefully some kindly hacker troll will delete his account for us.

"Content Creator" is such an insulting term, why would any YouTuber willingly apply it to themselves. It's basically admitting that what they're posting has no artistic, entertainment, or educational value.

And in the deleted Anchorhead scenes, Luke's friends call him "Wormie".

To be fair it was mostly shot in England.

I'd settle for Jason or Justine.