Dear Dramatists:

I really wish they'd made Abbot & Costello Meet Laurel & Hardy.

How could they have passed on the chance to use the title "Son of Mummy"?

C'mon, it's sci-fi, they just use some convenient plot contrivance. Maybe every guest in Roman World and Medieval World is doused with some sort of biomechanical/nanotech forcefield that makes them impervious to injury. Or whatever.

Vanilla Sky is the most original American film ever made!

Feh! If I want a female mummy I'll stick with The Mummy's Ghost (*spoiler alert*) and The Mummy's Curse (both 1944), or Blood From the Mummy's Tomb (1971), which features arguably the best cleavage in a Hammer film.

Hypocrisy - It can be two things.

I'm positive Season 2 (or even the finale for that matter) is going to crib from the Westworld sequel "Futureworld (1976) and deal with Delos' scheme to replace world leaders with robots. I just hope there's other robot parks like in the original— Medieval World, Roman World, etc.

Followed by Kathleen Turner Overdrive

I learned it from you.

So the killer is revealed at the beginning. Does that mean that the lead detective is Frank Columbo?

Zing!

I think there were a few humanoid females in the Cantina.

Urethra Franklin?

I think of it as looking at Cyberpunk as nostalgia, not as the ultra-modern not-too-distant-futuristic genre it once was.

Torrent files off the starboard bow!

It already exists… Oh, you mean in a way that isn't straight up piracy.

I'M VERY MAD AT 'OO.

"… To Disembowel." I don't like that "bowel" in there. "To Gut."

I'd love to know William Gibson's take on vaporwave. It seems to borrow a lot of the same aesthetic trappings of his novels.