God, I hope not. I hope the only place to which it moves is the dustbin of history.

Why doesn't he use his energy to criticize something that is an actual blight on our culture — like those horribly ubiquitous Funko Pop figures? They're worse than Troll dolls and Beanie Babies combined.

"The George Foreman Grill doesn’t so much grill, but steams."

Looks like The Onion Store no longer sells "Area Team" and "Area Man' apparel.

You leave Dr. Zaius alone!

Don't give 2016 any more ideas!

It can be two things!

Just when you thought 2016 finally did something right (Castro), this had to happen.

They're pretending things are normal because those ads were produced months ago.

Sufferin' Sappho!

I don't even own a Hubbard!

Robert?

Isn't a harem just another kind of dungeon? A gilded cage, though it be gilded, is still a cage.

Tell me more about this dungeon title…

Hosehead!

Now I don't feel quite so ashamed of my fan edits of SUPERMAN II and STARCRASH.

Spice World

Dune the Right Thing

I misread the headline as STRANGE BREW and was very disappointed.

Shanghai Dune