Warriors, come out to play… with this big ball of yarn!

Great, here comes the first of the Harambe biopics.

Not to mention the whole Jenny McCarthy anti-vax fiasco.

Kingus Kong is just like all the other hunks!

Everybody knows that dinosaurs actually existed, but GIANT APES!!?

It's also safe to assume that he made up the "King" title for Kong.

This one's set in the '70s. He's still a youngin'. He'll be a full sized adult Kong in Godzilla vs. King Kong and equal in size to Big G.

Am I seeing things or is John C. Reilly wearing a jacket that says "[Good] For Your Health"?

Jesus wept!

Or the Monster MASH? Am I doing this right?

What about the MASH coloring book?

Silliphant later went on to co-write the Sylvester Stallone flick Over The Top, the best film on subject of arm wrestling. Hands down.

I think you just answered your own question.

"I wet 'em!"

No, but there were still a few hairs on the restoration print.

The grill on my robot mouth prevents the intake of solid foods.

I wasn't programmed to feel what you humans and walruses call emotions. I was only programmed to rip off Ultraman just enough to avoid legal action.

I donated to the Kickstarter campaign to restore this film. I regret nothing.

Taco Bell really wants to win the Fast Food War.

More like “Trumpe L’Oeil”, amirite?