"I could eat a tangerine for hours."
- Nicolas Cage in Face/Off

Dear 2016,

This is what happens when you fool around with a time machine. Sure, it got the Cubs to miraculously win the World Series, but the Butterfly Effect resulted in the pendulum swinging the other way, resulting in a Trump presidency.

Burnsy even baked Homer a cake. He pickled the figs himself.

"[H]ilarious/terrifying". Hilarifying?

So they recycled the leg/arms design for Sebulba in Phantom Menace. It's like poetry, they rhyme.

Putting peanut butter in his mouth was the only way to get him to mouth his lines. His actual dialogue is added in post.

John Harmon? Does that mean he's playing the brother of Dan Harmon? Oh man, I want "Two Brothers" to be a real thing.

It's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet…

He DID say "well" a lot.

Not a bad bit of casting. This way they can make it a love story.

I hope the soundtrack features the song "Dog Eat Dog" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Who would they cast as the 2x4? Keanu Reeves? Hayden Christensen?

Woah! There's not nearly enough discussion of Lucio Fulci's filmography on this site. Not nearly enough.

Sounds like what a realtor would call a vacant lot.

'Member Samurai Pizza Cats? I love kitties and I love pizza.

I'm more of an ASMR kind of guy.

Where does "The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" fit into all this?

I 'member Street Sharks! 'Member Biker Mice From Mars?

Curb your Lizard tongue!