Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.

and looking down his nose at friends who enjoyed watching Jeopardy

The Pastabinieri are on their way.

Gotcha! Thanks! It’s early on the west coast and I was not sure if I was missing something.

Because it’s unclear to everyone. period. The only thing we have is speculation from the guy from Say Yes who said it may be due to his age etc...

If Major League Baseball could somehow release a DVD of Manager arguments with umpires it would sell a million copies.

This blog is uh aging well

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+1 less bag of dog food

When he almost makes it at the 33-second mark only to fall back again? That’s pure pathos.

It’s supposed to have LIDAR or similar sensors which detect obstacles in front of it - whether or not they’re illuminated. Part of the point of these autonomous vehicles is that they’re supposed to have better ways to detect potential problems than a human driver, and this shows that wasn’t the case.

That’s not what Skip Bayless was saying. According to him Lebron didn’t even show up to the Cavaliers game last night.

holy shit

Sidenote, people that stop to inspect their fast food drive thru order directly in front of me.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

I’m not a medical expert, but you’re definitely showing the signs of Early Onset 37.

+1 Tom Waits

Where was the friggin D?

How many disabled kids do you think there are in the average high school, anyway, that you’re worried about a horde of undeserving cripples diminishing the accomplishments of people more fortunate than themselves? 

It’s not that your take isn’t ‘popular’, it’s that it is the take of a ‘gaping, stinking asshole’.