He had an injury history in Japan, too.

You got that from “I am not even a Dodgers fan,” huh?

That’s just the *plane.* How much did Secret Service protection in a stadium setting cost taxpayers?

Is this guy actually trying to be dim, or does it come naturally? This seems like effort, to me. Leave Akbar the troll under his bridge. Better things to do, I’d think.

Whoosh.

I’d go with Ben Stiller, but if Piven’s available, I’d be all right with that.

+25 to life

You forgot “Move to a different state.”

Additional problem: on what authority? Trump has just set a precedent that anybody in the world who does something wrong will get the boot, International monitoring bodies and U.S. Congress be damned. This is both an act of war and a war crime.

Wait wait wait. I get it now. So, if this same knucklehead had paid a couple of poor blinds guys to unfurl a banner with a terrorist beheading a hostage, that would be a great joke, right? Because the blind guys don’t know what they’re doing, and he’s taking advantage of their ignorance to show a horrible thing, and…

You realize that was written to (incorrectly, as I understand it) point out Walt Disney’santi-semitism, right? And the whitewashing of anti-semitism in general, it’s a joke about that. You understand that, right?

Once more, in English.

Uh, talking about his status as president is by definition public business. Did you miss the actual contents of the communication?

Yeah. When Obama invaded Iraq and caused all that bloodshed, I was mad enough. But when he passed all the legislation that didn’t properly fund the VA, I was just livid.

The website he lists on his charming letter about Trump (haroldbornsteinmd.com) seems to redirect to annoyingteddy.com

Actually, no. The current legal opinions on gun control are actually anomalous to the ones pre-mid-60's, in which regulation and outright bans were upheld by courts. The NRA was instrumental in changing longstanding judicial opinion—personal opinions, yours or mine, notwithstanding.

Those were different rifles.

This is not the way the First Amendment works. Are you all right, man?

Do you even understand the term racism, man?