OK, Little Mr. I’m-Not-Watching-Mueller, you fired off a round of liquid tweetorrhea where every chunk begins with “So”....

Bah.

And on his phone’s screen “NO COLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...”

#TeamAneurysm

I kinda enjoy seeing him so frightened that he’s pissing his twitter. Granted, this isn’t going to amount to anything but he’s always amusing when he’s squealing like a pig.

Yeah, honestly, it sounds like she was getting defensive over a bad question when this was not actually a bad question.

Ani Osman-Zonneveld of the human rights group Muslims for Progressive Values asked Omar to condemn female genital mutilation (FGM).

what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius

He looks like an alien cockroach wearing an Eliot Spitzer suit.

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

I just thought it was him

Bless your heart.

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

As Royal watcher and a huge fan of the American Royal family, this is simply my humble homage to the greatest Royal with the greatest economy, the most decorated Commander in Chief and the most vote-getting heir to the throne ever...I’ve actually been working on this since King Fred Trump fell ill and it became clear…

How dare they behave more like the men! The women should act like ladies!

It is incredible that the USA can produce a team capable of dominating a sport on a global stage, beating up on evil socialist European countries, and uniting a decent cross section of America behind them and the fucking president still picks a fight with them.

“They’re not saying, ‘Fuck Trump’, Your Highness. It’s France, my Leige, and they are saying ‘Fuck Schtroumpf’. That’s French for Smurfs. Like I’ve been saying, President Gargamel, the French are on our side!”

“FUCK TRUMP” should be the chant at every event, internationally.