Stole his name from football coach Mike McCarthy and his looks from a constipated Kevin Costner.

I lived with a vegan for a year. That was fun. Nothing like waking up every morning, past the caged rescue rabbit, to shamble up to the fridge door which was plastered with a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer and “got blood?” in giant letters.  I drank my cow’s milk anyway.  It was delicious.

In return, patrons would get rewards like “free Milo ringtones,” a signed poster of Yiannopoulos, and an “elite-tier Milo coffee mug.” Backers who pledged at least $500 per month got more personal perks like “Milo will call you on your birthday,” and for $750 per month, “Milo will fly to you and take you and a friend…

Morale patches are a somewhat big thing in the military, not surprised it’s carried over to LEOs.  With that said, such patches espousing politics, racism, religion, etc. are frowned upon if not banned entirely.  I have no idea why this particular deputy thought this was a good idea.  Now he’s kicked off a spot on the…

All someone needs to do is to tell Trump that Climate Change is actually a secret Obama policy to encourage illegal immigration for the purpose of helping Hillary win in 2020, and then he’ll pour as much money as possible into the fight against it.

I knew I’d seen that expression somewhere before...

You’re on to something. I would also add that the level of comfort afforded service members on bases in the Middle East, though exceedingly good, would be far below what Trump considers “comfortable”.  

“We don’t want to judge someone by their past.”

Christ, now he’s ripping off Teddy Roosevelt.

So let me get this straight: DeSantis and Scott, who are largely responsible for the environmental devastation in Florida (among other problems), were elected again by slightly more than half of Florida’s population.

Any MMA fan watching that injury-

This is amazing.

Jeez, who needs The Onion anymore?

I look forward to see people dressed as Sexy Impeachment Proceedings, and Sexy Presidential Resignation Announcement.

I honestly had no idea Steve Wynn was Jewish. There’s no joke here, I just learned something new.

This is good, I’d like to see more articles like this. Maybe a piece on the backlash against unity and debacles like the vendetta between Fall Silent and Unconquered.

I’m on my second Kia since 2003, and the only reason I bought a new one is because I needed an SUV.  Would bang again.

No mention of bombs at abortion clinics by the conservative pundits?  No waaaaay.

I hate that song.  I remember when that video would play on Mtv and I’d get angry enough to join the military to escape that song, so maybe this was all calculated on their part.

“You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see Mitch McConnell, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip Mitch McConnell over on its back. Mitch McConnell lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it…