I don’t doubt that even if Leonard doesn’t return until the fall, his relationship with his coach, at least, will be none the worse for wear.

>Implying fancy Kristen cares about dog on her seats.

It’s the “45” on his cuffs that is really just too much for me... Can we please just convince him to be part of the dummy payload on the next Falcon Heavy launch?

I like to believe that there was a time I would have assumed this was photoshopped, because the president clearly wouldn’t have notes like this. But that was so long ago...

I’ll give him a pass on the first two, but “I hear you,” FFS.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

They will vote exactly the same because they can’t even admit it to themselves.

Different ladder. The first one was a stepladder but the one Charles pinwheels into is a 60-foot extension ladder.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

FTFY

“This show of comedians joking around over coffee is highly offensive to me”

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

Jesters in Horseless Carriages Swilling Demitasse.

Your trolling needs some work.

Are you having a stroke?

wtf are you even talking about?

Here is my overly-simplified process of how an ad pitch works.

If whether or not you like an artist’s work has anything at all to wanting to see him brough down for sexual harassment or abuse of power, you are MISSING THE POINT.

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!