The w123 is the official car of surviving WTSHTF

I don’t believe old is a noun. Just stick with BMW fan. I’m right there with you and I’m not quite an “old” yet. And who here should judge you by age anyhow?

That’d be sour diesel milk

I got one over a GTI because the mechanical LSD doesn’t torque steer as clumsily as the GTI, the shifter is better, and the interior while not as “upmarket” is better built. 

Corvette douches, take notice.

Huh?

Whoa. I feel really bad now, I’m not here to diss anyone’s name. I thought I posted that in response to someone calling for a white leather interior with this red.

My apologies. 

Oh gag me

Bigness. Duh

That sucks. I believe the turn of phrase you’re looking for is ‘death knell’ though. It’s a reference to a bell tolling.

Was I the only person who spent days of my life playing “Porsche Unleashed” on PC? Funny how licensing Porsche was something noone could do in a game for decades after NFS. The game was super fun and one of the first to introduce tuning. 

0-60 in 12 parsecs

Lancia Lando’ anyone? Stylish and quick, but occasionally turns on you and leaves you freezing. 

“Oh and a lowered Integra!”--Only car video where you’ll hear this said so genuinely.

The answer is sometimes S2000

This is one of those cars that Gran Tourismo made me deify so much. And that I feel like might let me down if I really drove it. But it makes a helluva unicorn.

Can we just be honest? This is just some tool who can’t drive behind the wheel of a very powerful car--as is sadly like to happen with cars of this ilk. There’s nothing surprising about this. 

Honda: “We give you this practical, inoffensive and surprisingly good to drive car.”

America: “Hold my beer”