Driving slow in the fast line should be punishable by death. This would solve the problem of crowded highways faster and cheaper than the proposed solution. 

It’s a Kia Stinger

You forgot to mention the feature where it downshifts egregiously when in parking lots so as to alert mere plebians to your Masarati-ness. Or is that only on the Grantourismo?

I submit to you the Volvo 850R wagon. Practical, fun, available with a stick and the interior is literally made of old sweater.

This

This is the right answer. Not one of the new digital gauges does a thing for me. There’s an absence of substance about them. Too much information. 

Not to be a dick but I believe that title is missing a “show”. 

So now Chevy bros can proudly proclaim that VTEC just kicked in!

The sound was working but then—being a TVR sound—it stopped working. But it was really good. Really. Maybe they’ll import it again someday...

Hey there Jalops. As someone from the Northern California community affected by these fires, I shared this story this morning as a bright spot.

If you would like to contribute to recovery efforts, please consider donating to North Valley Community Foundation at https://nvcf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/create?funit_id=2012…

Correct. Always left in times of peace. 

Yes, but, can we talk about the fact that it’s called a “Bison”?

LSaurus

Love the article but “ensures” is the word you’re looking for. 

The correct answer is Suzuki Jimny

The manual transmission feature, please. 

Magnetic phone holder and Bluetooth stereo w/mic

Daft Punk-Instant Crush

How many horsepower does that piece on top add?

The key to this is scotch. You went with quite a few unorthodox engine’s Torch.

1. F4—EJ20
2. RT—Mazda RX3
3. T2
4. ST
5. I3—specifically a Geo Metro
6. RD
7. V8
8. I4—probably an SR20
9. F4—VW Bug 2.0
10. I6—Diesel from an Isuzu commercial truck
11. V2—Ducati Panigale
12. V6—Alfa Busso in need of a valve service