Ferrari F40 for everyone. No nannies, stickshift.

Too tall? Taller than a inline, transverse 4?

The Matrix is basically a Corolla with a funky body in it.

Well isn’t the Audi R8 V10 just dandy then...

If losing a rotary is inevitable, an Inline 6 is at least an acceptable consolation. I’m not a big rotary nerd, I just think they sound cool and I appreciate things that are different. But I also recognize it might just be a concept that will never pan out to the extent that piston engines have.

So much for being grounded to the ground

V6 engineered by Ferrari, and remarkably cast by Chrysler in Kokomo, Indiana and shipped to Modena for assembly.

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

I’d go with plaid, but yeah, pretty much anything before matte black.

Completely disagree.  Phones are too damn big.  Period.  6 and a half inch screen?  Seriously?  Dude, you’re like the kid with the Bowmar brain on his belt in junior high.  Nobody wanted to sit with him either.  It’s supposed to be a portable phone, dammit.  Profiles like the Sony Xperia XZ2 Compact, and the…

Yep. I was gonna say Unimog. Goes just about anywhere and you just have to learn how to make bio-diesel.

Ugh, those crossovers also don’t have the lower center of gravity you get in a wagon, either. The whole appeal of a wagon is having extra space in a vehicle that isn’t as top-heavy or unwieldy to drive as a taller truck or crossover.

Did you just hear that? That crack that echoed like a gunshot through the mountains, scattering the birds?

BMW powered Subaru? I don’t know if I could bring myself to start vaping and stop signalling. Too much change for me. Oh, and the $15,000 asking price is $10,000 too high.

CP.

Honest question - how many people Heel-Toe with actual heel and actual toe?  I have always done it with the left and right sides of the ball of my foot.

Your take, while good, lacks seasoning - lemme help:

Landau roof optional

Lando is at least reliable even when he has appeared to betray you, most Lancias only have the betrayal part going for them, you can rely on them to betray you.

Forget the Taunton, I want a Ram Rancor to get my road rage on with.