Better calls:

The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

There’s no doubt that the Thunder are very limited offensively outside of Westbrook and his fellow defensive liability Canter. The question is how much of that is on Westbrook for not giving his teammates a chance to develop and get into a groove through the course of the season.

Gundy’s version accords nicely with the Oklahoma state history curriculum.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

If he believed he was healed, he needed to show it.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

I was going to make a joke about trying Russell Wilson’s water but we all know oil and water don’t mix.

Why on earth would I care about a third-rate Italian that just happened to be born in New Jersey?

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

A better battery, duh

A better battery, duh

Wasn’t always the case on the materials. I used to be a worker in the Los Angeles Temple, which for a long time was the church’s largest. (The ordinances performed there are far less interesting than you might think.) It had to be essentially gut-rehabbed in the mid ‘00s because 1) rats had chewed off the cloth…

Vardy was always a twat.

Pogba could do a decent Kanté impression while Kanté would be awful at doing Pogba,

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

I’m gonna go ahead and say the Baylor women get upset. In general.