To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

Which, of course, means that Westbrook is singlehandedly robbing OKC of the chance of grabbing a top-3 pick in a loaded draft, which could go far to mitigate the loss of Kevin Durant a year ago. Has any player done more to cripple the next decade of his team’s development this year than RW? I think not. MVP? …

Sometimes you eat the ass. Sometimes the ass eats you.

“These people have awful names.”

It is the softest, wet-noodliest defense you’ll ever see in your dang life.

Man, Juanfran really has been there forever. Check out this portrait he had painted by El Greco during his rookie year of 1585:

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

But she knew you also invited Randy Weaver and Cliven Bundy.

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

Well played!

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

Eh, it’s still not as stupid looking as his James Milner tat.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

If this is in Houston, there is a good chance that’s HEB guac. And it’s actually pretty good.