Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

A better battery, duh

A better battery, duh

Wasn’t always the case on the materials. I used to be a worker in the Los Angeles Temple, which for a long time was the church’s largest. (The ordinances performed there are far less interesting than you might think.) It had to be essentially gut-rehabbed in the mid ‘00s because 1) rats had chewed off the cloth…

Vardy was always a twat.

Pogba could do a decent Kanté impression while Kanté would be awful at doing Pogba,

Counterpoint: It’s boring.

I’m gonna go ahead and say the Baylor women get upset. In general.

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

Which, of course, means that Westbrook is singlehandedly robbing OKC of the chance of grabbing a top-3 pick in a loaded draft, which could go far to mitigate the loss of Kevin Durant a year ago. Has any player done more to cripple the next decade of his team’s development this year than RW? I think not. MVP? …

Sometimes you eat the ass. Sometimes the ass eats you.

Are we sure these aren’t just fat dolphins?

“These people have awful names.”

It is the softest, wet-noodliest defense you’ll ever see in your dang life.

Man, Juanfran really has been there forever. Check out this portrait he had painted by El Greco during his rookie year of 1585:

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.