Basil instead of cilantro? You monster!

˙˙˙˙sn ɥʇᴉʍ ǝʇɐɔᴉunɯɯoɔ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ǝɥ os ‘sǝʇᴉɹʍ ǝɥ ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq llᴉʍ ʎpoqou ʇnq

Three armed robberies, eh? Well he couldn’t have acted alone, at the very least he needed someone else to be the third arm.

No surprise coming from someone who’s always asking his teammates to build a wall.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

New stadium building right now...done next bu next season probably if rumors are true, if not then 2018 season. Soccer clubs have to save enormous amounts of money as the taxpayers aren’t taken for a ride like NFL does here. Spurs have been penny pinching to save said money forever it seems.

If you feel like cherrypicking science to fit your spiritual beliefs, and then ask people not to critique the flaw in your scientific analysis, then kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus.

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Given what happened in last year’s finals, the Warriors are giving him this position:

Shit. I took South Florida +64

Looks ok to me

yeah, there’s no way there’s a hearing

I’m sure Jalen, Axl and Pete were all thrilled that they got to have some quality family time with him.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.

The lard is with thee.

In Rodgers’ honor, Lambeau Field plans to sell a new sandwich called the “Hail Mary.” It’s full of grease.

Those poor literal children with their undeveloped sense of irony.

He should want some other team to hire Jackson, just to get him off TV.

White male makes deprecating joke about being target of ire, people think it is about non white males instead

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]