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He was only off by two feet.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

Through the patented application of nonliteral hyperbolic sarcasasm.

NO-DAD LAD LANDS BADBOY JABS

Holy fuck, Giz, please get a bioscience editor.

All those years working for House gave Tomlin a keen wit

The idea that the firing was “well-deserved” when Bradley (1) inherited a Championship-caliber back line, and (2) wasn’t given an opportunity to improve upon that back line, is just absurd. The team wasn’t any better because he wasn’t given an opportunity to make it any better.

I kinda feel bad for the kid, since he is a Sixers fan and all.

Then a high-ranking Rebel officer orders him to assassinate Jyn’s father Galen, even though the complete destruction of Jedha City is all the proof they need that Galen’s work is done and the Death Star is up and running—killing him will achieve nothing.

“Apologize to Santa Anna? Never. Remember the AlamoDome!”

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Gfy

It’s Lussier so normally I’d agree, but this movie is getting trashed by most critics. Too bad, I was really looking forward to it.

Great. Just after I got my permit for Jump & Pump: Trampoline and Skeet Park and had a commercial all lined up with NBA stars saying “Sometimes we jump, sometimes we pump and sometimes we do both at Jump & Pump!”

I went to Nerlens once. Me and some frernds were there for Merdi Grer.

Linus: I never thought he was a bad little center. He’s not bad at all, really. He just needed some attention (Peanuts gang surround and decorate him, step back)

I’m a C-130 pilot but never got to unleash the Taliban Tornado.

“Challenge accepted”

You can try not clicking on them and then shutting the fuck up.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.