Relevant. For multiple reasons.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

How’d you score free tickets to the owner’s box??? Really burying the lede here, geez

God, I just can’t seem to remember why I haven’t been to an NFL game in the last 10 years

It should be a title, it’s major titles, not just la liga

How does the cyber fit into all of this? Asking for a presid...er, friend.

What are you hoping to accomplish here, exactly?

“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

To Whom It May Concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in your open position of head coach of the U.S. Men’s National Team and Technical Director. I think you’ll find that my experience perfectly matches up with the needs of your program. As a coach, I have won not only the Astonishingly Shiny Cup of All Cups in…

+1 burning cross in front of the goal

Please no Bruce Arena. Much rather have Big Sam than him.

He should be able to get a job in the Trump administration pretty easily.

I hope you get my message in a Bortles.

Most important stat last night was that Dom Capers is the longest-tenured defensive coordinator in the league, which is impressive, because good defensive coordinators get coaching offers occasionally.

To do it in only 336 games and never to have coached in Cleveland is an achievement.

You must be great fun at parties.

has NPH ever done any real ‘acting’?

“Oh your sixth round kicker didn’t do so good? Must be nice.” - Tampa Bay fan