“I am dangerous!”

Maverick’s just upset because they got his Goose.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

Hey, I’m not sure if you know, but you’re wearing your Amps Air in the wrong ears haha. I’m sure they’ll fit better and stay in if you just switched it around. Cheers!

Ummmmm..... You are using them backwards, the logos are upside down. I have a set and I love them, my wife always wants to use them because they are more comfortable than the Apples she has.

I don’t know - seems better than her older sister Sixer and her younger sister Ate.

The man in charge of releasing the Sixers’ attendance figure:

The biggest travesty is the name “Sevyn”

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

Sub2 is how many wins the Browns will get this year.

I think you mean well PM ME... but you do come across as slightly unhinged. (That doesn’t mean that still don’t find your initial post brilliant.)

Let me restate then — “race doesn’t matter, btw I’m black”

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Oh you Americans have yet to appreciate the finer parts of soccer (which we be referred to as football due to my Scottish roots refusing to type that word more than once) and this, no matter what you may think, is one of them.

The goal mouth scramble is one of the seven wonders of football; it is up there with…

Here’s how Great Footballing Nations play defense

The lake really is very salty, I don’t understand the confusion here.

They’re basically Milford Men

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

Screen name synergy really elevates this comment.