This is a civil trial. Can’t be found “guilty” in a civil trial, only liable for damages

Tim Tebow Struggles To Follow Baseball’s Unwritten Commandments

Just two guys who met their ends via a piece of wood.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the strong-armed and the tyranny of fast-throwing men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the bases. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost rhythm. And I will…

4(0) days and 40 strikes

I was trying to figure out who Jesus Rose is.

If I’m not incorrect, he’s pretty devout and his religious practice clearly discourages purposeful contact with balls.

“Tim Tebow Can Raise The Dead, But Not His Batting Average”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Seriously, if people need a disclaimer to keep them from doing stupid shit, then they’re too stupid to read a disclaimer. Like, we all KNOW that this is stupid and the guy most likely should have died. Does Casey putting “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME” change that? No? Ok then.

“I’m a man! I’m 4G!”

In fairness, Chris reported he was going to MTV News

If ESPN keeps losing people at this rate I might start watching again!

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Looking at these Nerdcore people, Trebek wasn’t far off. ;)

Your grandpa is cool.

I can’t grow a full head of hair OR a beard. SHAVE IT ALL!

What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

My suggestion would be to understand the obvious source of confusion, in the preference for she/her pronouns for someone that looks so masculine.

Yeah, it needed a good selfie to put on finstagram.