In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

Counterpoint: the proper nickname is “b-dubs.”

I wrote a haiku about this very question:

I stay invested because I am a good citizen and I love my country, but I guess not everyone is like that.

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

Hacky sack is cool now

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.

David Sedaris, is that you?

Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?

@ $175k you live paycheck to paycheck in NYC

Can’t

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Boy, thank god fantasy stats are so applicable to real world success!

Or, according to Joy Division, on the roof outside.