Worst. Winger. Ever.

Huh. Billy missing an easily checked fact. So weird and out of character for him.

Too bad his commitment doesn’t actually add up to good performances.

“To do so, though, they’ll have to get it done in the Maracanã, the site of their latest World Cup blunder...”

No.

Two brothers, you say?

geezus you gringos. after you cook your chorizo (oil not needed) take that shit out and sit it on a paper towel. itll de-grease it and make it much healthier and IMO tastier.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

I’ll give them a pass over most of these people, since surfing actually looks like it might be fun.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

....no. Just...no.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Nah son. In the fall, footy coverage mitigates the insufferable amount of NFL coverage on Deadspin. Outside of the Jamboroo, the NFL is doodoo.

“This Site Has Too Many Soccer Articles That Billy Haisley Wrote”

Du Li noted.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

“You can call off a game because the playing field isn’t up to par?!” - NWSL Commissioner Jeff Plush

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

Hahahaha, this was my first thought when Jason suggested this idea.

100% yes, unless you are driving the opposite through construction hell on 35.