There are two foodstuffs that already meet many of your requirements. First, let’s visit the kolache.

You’re literally describing a kolache. Stef can fill you in on the details

You invented a Kolache?

....can we have Grierson and Leitch back, please?

50 miles a day?! That’s nothing!

“We paid $400M up front in cash for a hostage ransom. That’s why people are shitting on Obama.”

You may need this.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Yeah man, they’ve totally moved past it! They fired the football coach and the assistant to the traveling secretary in the athletic department. What more do you want from them!

This is my favorite basketball camp attendee humilation:

Hahahahahaha... wait, it could work out.

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

This is a very bad take.

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

Not in North Carolina you won’t, Mister!!

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

The TED talk is for the younger and uninitiated. And it’s rather simplistic. For a more thorough, nuanced, and award-winning documentary, see: