The year is 1993 and my beloved Bronco/Motorcycle combo went missing. I know Justin took it while we were playing cars but I can’t prove it. The authorities wouldn’t help and offered to get me a new one, but they were no longer available. To this day it still pisses me off.

Yeah, you know, with that setup, it basically is an anti-theft device lol. The mast majority of people would never be able to operate something that tight and precise.

The Colossus of Cock

There’s one critical fact you overlooked. How was Iguodala, mere seconds after taking a solid junk-shot, able to aggressively confront his attacker?

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

This is one of the better “arguments over nothing” threads I’ve seen on Deadspin in awhile.

So wait, based on that assessment, Draymond Green is also a YMCA hack as he twice tried to pop Adams’ balls and once tried to separate Adams’ shoulder.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

Can we get a Deadspin expose done on the terrifying, subhuman creatures who are the people with NBA sideline seats?

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Man, that's one soft looking punter.

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

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Sounds like they’ve clutched their buttocks as well.

Poor guy, it will be at least three days before hes the head coach of another power 5 conference. My money would be on Georgia, he would love the public record laws they’ve passed

The catcher also happens to be former mlber Steve Sax’s son Yakety.