Will you make Billy attend a NY Red Bulls game if I send you guys my tickets?

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I read the perfect response to this whole situation on Twitter.

And somehow at somepoint during all this, Adams manages to get a microphone so he can drop it prior to him walking out.

You wrote basically how my mind works in these situations. I like you. +1

...and yet we all understood what the author meant!

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Holy fuck, this is probably the most perfect description I've ever read.

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

That’s amazing audio quality for something that was recorded and posted online 164 years ago!

The bases were loaded. I don’t think it’s that unusual for pitchers to go from the windup when bases are loaded, because in order for anyone to steal, the guy on third has to steal home, which is where the pitcher’s going anyway.

This is the same as Wolfram Alpha except you can input handwritten equations.

Wolfram alpha has been able to do this for a long time.

Today the @Creed Greatest Hits album was played during the team lift.
Today was a good day.

Just cooked my breakfast on my computer screen.

It was chorizo and egg tacos. Burned my tongue... it was a bit hot.

To me,

People are dumb.