Fine. Caeden and Caydin, then!

This comment scratched an itch I didn’t know I had.

My favorite thing about the Oakland A’s is the entire team plays on top of really kick ass long boards. Outfield, infield, mound guy. They all just look totally chill on those badass long boards, zooming around in a fast way without looking too stressed about it. Where is the first baseboy going? Maybe to get some…

I guess to some people the Kardrashians are lookers... but really they are not attractive.

I love snarky comments as much as the next guy, but he isn’t some random lax bro. He’s one of the best defensemen of all time, and a good dude.

(Sees LAX bro’s jersey read as “Ballbuster”)
(Tries to think of a smarmy joke about LAX bros)
(Can’t)
(Wikipedias "Zima" out of curiousity)

Correction: Whataburger.

Yep. Exactly my thought. Now, if it ended in a blood bath, it would be slightly more than a teensy tiny little itty bitty kind of maybe surprising.

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

Fuck off, hippy.

This morning in San Antonio:

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

But apparently bringing them to North America is just too much ask from Toyota.

cruz

because there are very few famous losers... i really have a hard time thinking of one.

“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

What can you get out of using a personal trainer?

I wonder how jezebel would feel if a man wrote an article like this for women.