AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

If you use your fandom as an excuse to attack people you’ve never met and who did nothing to you, you’re not a good person. And that goes especially for anyone who criticizes what I like. You’re all assholes and I hope you die.

SQUARE UP, BRO. YOU WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE ME! NEWS FLASH: YOU CAN’T!

Just kidding. I’m nothing special.

Is that correct? I thought the Spurs could veto the county building (or participating in the building of) a new venue, but the city is not bound by that agreement. I don’t the Spurs have any power any other league doing whatever it wants to do — for example, the NFL could use its own money (eyeroll) to build a stadium…

Can we assume that just as the NL doesn’t allow designated hitters, a North Carolina team would ban all switch-hitting?

“history of liberal violence”

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But how do you feel about credit unions?

Godless is an insult?

...west coast?

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

They did make a great cameo on one of the best episodes of South Park ever, so I’ll give them that. But I couldn’t name two Radiohead songs if my life depended on it.

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

Nah, not really. Just the Eastern Conference teams.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I'm an irritable dad whose wife wants him to get a law degree, so I guess I count.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?