Joking aside, and as a long-suffering Warriors fan... the Spurs still scare me more than any team in the league. Any other year, talk would have been all about them and this insane season, rather than 73.

Even with Curry back I think San Antonio shuts then down #hottake

Not to take away from the Green point, which was great, but good lord, the inside moves from Aminu and Plumlee in those clips were just goddamn awful. I’d like to credit Green, but Plumlee just sort of handed him the ball.

shpel chek dood

Do you know how to manipulate data on them there computer gizmos? I’ve got some charts and I’m in a hell of a lawsuit I need help with. I don’t know who else to turn to.

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

Except Canadians don’t use American to describe themselves. I believe they use the term Canadian or sometimes French-Canadian. They might use North American, but shortening it to American and expect someone to know that American means Canadian... highly unlikely.

Some of the most racist things that I’ve ever heard come out of people that are on the air at ESPN

This is America now... in Canada!

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

Wait so you honestly believe the Warriors/Spurs/Thunder would rout a team of Lowry/DeRozan/George/Horford/Millsap/Thomas/Crowder +pick 3? The more NBA Burneko I read the more it feels like Haisley writing about soccer.

Front row at an NBA playoff game guy at a family dinner:

Wow, Anthony Davis is a dense as his unibrow.

Pictured: Devin showing how much money he will have after this is all said and done.

In soccer, a liver shot is called a George Best.

Hannah Keyser’s fiance: Inadequate Man

So my buddies are all starting to have kids and they realize they need a night out once every couple months for their sanity. They let their wives go on a wine weekend or whatever they do and they watch the kids, so when the wives/gfs come back they can have one night with the boys.

i highly doubt anyone’s balls dropped at this party unless they fell out of her purse.

The case against it, every one of my wife’s friends.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…