Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Best Group Messages in College Baseball.

“I don’t roll on SHABBOS!”

Man, dank is a chill as heck word.

Worked with Dale Earnhardt.

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

Pretty sure this was incorrectly translated. via a reddit user:

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You’re right. We need to see where Haisley lands on it.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I read this book not long ago based entirely on the title.

The title is misleading and the content is sub-par. I put down the book expecting to have learned something but just found myself just wondering what book to read next.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

But nothing tops this baseball possibility:

Normally Zlatan Ibrahimović goals are worth watching over and over again because of how awesome they are. This is not one of those.

Counterpoint:

And it’s a good take. *jumps into HOT TAEK land* I’ll go further; women’s basketball is holding back women’s sports. Women’s soccer, volleyball, gymnastics, and tennis all look great and interesting on TV. Women’s basketball is the worst of the 5, but due to NBA connections/NCAA, it gets more time than the other 4. If…

Good luck to her in her career with the Seattle Boost Mobiles.

The Spurs are just sitting there waiting for the next pick up game like the cagey 40something at the recreation center, adjusting his elbow pads and using a special solution to clean his sports goggles.

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.